Okay, you know you want to be on top blogs. Xanga is Asiancentric. So here is what you do: You become Malaysian. That way you don't have to learn Chinese to attention whore on Hong Kong Xanga. Attention whoring on the English speaking Xanga is so much better.
These are the steps you take.
1) You must choose fake profile pictures of hot women. Am I not a good looking woman right now?
2) You must have at least twenty accounts to push your blogs into the top blogs. See this - LINK for a list of the fake accounts.
If you get #1 on top blogs fools like Reckless_Eagle, RedHotFairy and others will celebrate it like it is a national achievement.
3) Your blogs have to consist of utter stupidity written from a faux-expertise point of view.
4) You have to have a good job. So you should claim to be a banker or body builder. In reality you give a little sucky, sucky to GIs.
5) If anyone poses a remote threat to your opinions you should always flag sites, rate posts, and report them to the Xanga Team.
6) Block any and all people and call them trolls.
7) Be friends with other crazy Xangans like that DivaJoyti witch.
8) Claim people who look at your pictures are rapists. (credit to we_deny_everything)
These are the key parts of being a Malaysian attention whore on Xanga. If you can think of something obnoxious, you can probably include it in your repertoire.
Until next time,
Ching chong ling long Malaysian butterflys to you!
